fangoriaaa:

ryden-gg:

mcrsquad:

You like mcr, panic at the disco, choppy hair cuts, fall out boy and black clothing. You can’t stop smudging your eyeliner, you can’t stay out of hot topic, and you don’t know the top 20 charts. Face it, you’re never gonna leave 2005.

I don’t wanna leave 2005. i just wanna

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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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dutchster:

i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

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yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

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"I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life."

Robert Polito (via wanduring)

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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